“我就是这样的人”

我和我的前任不一样，
我喜欢拼凑小集团。
结盟围堵打压他国，
恢复美国世界霸权。

我的腿经常发软，
无奈地错跪人面前。
我的脑筋有时短路，
难堪地胡言乱语，
白宫团队把我的直播切断。

我总是黔驴技穷，
甩锅是我的政治手段。
我指示中央情报局，
造谣污蔑诽谤欺骗，
公然向科学、事实和正义宣战。

我的处境让我日夜难眠，
内撕内斗烽火连天。
新冠肺炎恐令国家分裂，
金融经济危机面临崩溃边缘。
我想要我一个人说了算，
可总是打错了算盘。
国人给我一个雅号：
“乔·笨蛋”……  

崔庆平

2021年9月24日

“I Am Such a Person”

I am totally different from my former president,
I like to patchwork small alliance group,
To encircle and suppress the other country,
And resuming the U.S. global hegemony.

My legs were often weak,
I could not help kneeling before the wrong persons.
My brain sometimes did not work normally,
I delivered a speech with delirious words,
My live broadcasting was simply cut off by the White House team.

Whenever I am at the end of my rope,
The scheme of shifting blames is my political means.
I even instructed U.S. CIA,
To make rumors, slander, concoct plots and deceive,
Declaring war on science, facts and justice.

My hard time kept me sleepless day and night,
The flames of internal tear and conflict raged across the country.
The COVID 19 might split the nation,
The financial and economic crisis reached the brink of collapse.
I stood that I should have the final say,
However I always miscalculated.
People gave me an elegant name:“Joe, stupid”……

Written by Cui Qingping

Dated September 24, 2021